Wishing you a hateful Hate Week 2009!

In honor of Hate Week—during which, as Orwell notes, new slogans are introduced—I would like to offer the following. It may not be destined to become a classic, but it does honor the work the current “loyal opposition” is doing on the national scene:

Obstruction is Construction.

Your attention, please: a newsflash has this moment arrived from Airstrip One.  Here is the newsflash:

Surveilance is Privacy.