Proposal for T-shirt text

I like my coffee the way I like my feminists: steaming and in my face.

(I hearby put the above sentence under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License. If anyone ends up doing anything fun with it, please send me a link…)

ADDENDUM: Tory Hoke created these visualizations:
Feminist Coffee (from Victoria Hoke’s blog The Tory Party .)

Essay question: two phrasings. How do the meanings differ?