{"id":291,"date":"2006-10-24T11:42:12","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T19:42:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/?p=291"},"modified":"2008-12-29T11:42:52","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T19:42:52","slug":"fragment-from-the-three-stooges-meet-seymour-cray","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/2006\/10\/24\/fragment-from-the-three-stooges-meet-seymour-cray\/","title":{"rendered":"Fragment from The Three Stooges Meet Seymour Cray"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MOE: Shaddap! Bring me that sort algorithm deck.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY: Okay, okay. Whoop! [Trips over FORTRAN IV manual. Cards go flying.]<\/p>\n<p>MOE: You nincompoop!<\/p>\n<p>CURLY: It\u2019s okay, Moe. I punched line numbers onto that one! So all we need is to go get the sorting deck, and use it to sort the algorithm deck!<\/p>\n<p>MOE: Yeah, that cou\u2014wait a minute\u2026<\/p>\n<p>GREPPO MARX: [Honk, honk.]<\/p>\n<p>LARRY: What\u2019s he even doing here?<\/p>\n<p>CURLY: Backwards compatibility.<\/p>\n<p>MOE: I\u2019ll backwards compatible you! [Bonks Curly with slide rule.]<\/p>\n<p>CURLY: Oh, yeah? [Eyepokes Moe with flowchart template.]<\/p>\n<p>LARRY: [Gets tie wrapped around printer platen.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MOE: Shaddap! Bring me that sort algorithm deck. LARRY: Okay, okay. Whoop! [Trips over FORTRAN IV manual. Cards go flying.] MOE: You nincompoop! CURLY: It\u2019s okay, Moe. I punched line numbers onto that one! So all we need is to go get the sorting deck, and use it to sort the algorithm deck! MOE: Yeah, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":292,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions\/292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}