{"id":276,"date":"2004-12-24T11:32:52","date_gmt":"2004-12-24T19:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/?p=276"},"modified":"2008-12-29T11:33:51","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T19:33:51","slug":"usenet-oracularity-602-07","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/2004\/12\/24\/usenet-oracularity-602-07\/","title":{"rendered":"USENET Oracularity #602-07"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.<br \/>\nYour question was:<\/p>\n<p>&gt; Oh omniscient one who knows whether Francis Bacon really wrote all<br \/>\n&gt; of Shakespeare\u2019s plays but who\u2019s not telling,<br \/>\n&gt;\u00a0<br \/>\n&gt; I don\u2019t get the line in\u00a0<em>Macbeth<\/em>\u00a0where the witch asks, \u201cWhen<br \/>\n&gt; shall we three meet again, in thunder, lightning, or in rain?\u201d<br \/>\n&gt; If there\u2019s thunder, isn\u2019t there lightning? And if there\u2019s either of<br \/>\n&gt; those, isn\u2019t there usually rain? I mean, it\u2019s hard to imagine Witch #2<br \/>\n&gt; saying, \u201cOh, let\u2019s meet in thunder, we met in lightning last time.\u201d<br \/>\n&gt;\u00a0<br \/>\n&gt; Anyway, if Shakespeare is such a genius, the question must mean<br \/>\n&gt; something, so what does it mean?<\/p>\n<p>And in response, thus spake the Oracle:<\/p>\n<p>} (Nice to see that there\u2019s SOMEBODY out there not obsessed with UNIX<br \/>\n} and Lisa\u2026)<br \/>\n}\u00a0<br \/>\n} Witches, naturally, have a language all their own. \u201cMeeting in<br \/>\n} thunder\u201d means \u201cBanding together to do some serious cursing.\u201d<br \/>\n} \u201cMeeting in lightning\u201d means \u201cJust popping in for a quick cuppa\u201d and<br \/>\n} \u201cMeeting in rain\u201d means a trip to the pub for a few dozen pints. By<br \/>\n} the way, \u201ceye of newt\u201d is code for \u201cpickled onion\u201d and \u201cwing of bat\u201d<br \/>\n} is \u201ccuttings from an old saddle.\u201d<br \/>\n}\u00a0<br \/>\n} The full translation of the dialog of the witches of the Scottish Play<br \/>\n} reveals they are plotting to place a basket of goat giblets on the<br \/>\n} throne and quintuple the tax on polydactylity. From this we may infer<br \/>\n} that Shakespere was a little foggy on witchspeak, but we may forgive<br \/>\n} him for this.<br \/>\n}\u00a0<br \/>\n} You owe the Oracle an autographed copy of\u00a0<em>Wyrd Sisters.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: &gt; Oh omniscient one who knows whether Francis Bacon really wrote all &gt; of Shakespeare\u2019s plays but who\u2019s not telling, &gt;\u00a0 &gt; I don\u2019t get the line in\u00a0Macbeth\u00a0where the witch asks, \u201cWhen &gt; shall we three meet again, in thunder, lightning, or in rain?\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":278,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions\/278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}