{"id":262,"date":"2004-12-10T11:15:47","date_gmt":"2004-12-10T19:15:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/?p=262"},"modified":"2008-12-29T11:29:33","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T19:29:33","slug":"usenet-oracularity-586-06","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/2004\/12\/10\/usenet-oracularity-586-06\/","title":{"rendered":"USENET Oracularity 586-06"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.<br \/>\nYour question was:<\/p>\n<p>&gt; Oh great Oracle<br \/>\n&gt; How do I get myself a<br \/>\n&gt; black belt in haiku?<\/p>\n<p>And in response, thus spake the Oracle:<\/p>\n<p>} Typewriter ribbon<br \/>\n} All the ink now on paper<br \/>\n} Look! Haiku black belt!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: &gt; Oh great Oracle &gt; How do I get myself a &gt; black belt in haiku? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Typewriter ribbon } All the ink now on paper } Look! Haiku black belt!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":273,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions\/273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}