During the storm last night, my stereo was struck by a bolt of lightning. For a few moments, it picked up a broadcast from a hip-hop station in a nearby alternate universe.<\/p>\n
John Ashcroft\u2019s the name, and justice is my game [A prisoner gets a few notes of \u201cAmazing Grace\u201d out before the power switch is thrown and he fries like a side of bacon.]<\/p>\n Now I go by Rummy, and I ain\u2019t no dummy; [Little girl\u2019s voice: \u201cMom, what does `for the duration\u2019 mean, and who\u2019s that guy standing next to you in that photograph?\u201d]<\/p>\n I\u2019m Big Dick Cheney and I\u2019m here to say [Muttering: \u201cIf I have to sleep with Lynne, I don\u2019t see why Mary can\u2019t take one for the team as well.\u201d]<\/p>\n Well, my name is George, but you can call me double U [Frank Sinatra record scratching: ZOOP ZOOP \u201cDid it my way\u201d ZOOP \u201cMy way\u201d ZOOP \u201cMymymymy My way\u201d]<\/p>\n [A-10 Warthog screeching over Nasiria. Filter, pilot\u2019s voice: \u201cWhoops! That was me; my bad. Sorry, Marines.\u201d]<\/p>\n [Mob beating the crap out of someone with a Middle Eastern accent pleading for mercy. Over it, George is saying, \u201cNeed some wood? Do you, punk? Need some wood? Need a little MORE wood?\u201d]<\/p>\n [Everyone, in chorus:] During the storm last night, my stereo was struck by a bolt of lightning. For a few moments, it picked up a broadcast from a hip-hop station in a nearby alternate universe. John Ashcroft\u2019s the name, and justice is my game Got some jail cells ready for all those deserving blame. We\u2019ve got dogs and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions\/270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nGot some jail cells ready for all those deserving blame.
\nWe\u2019ve got dogs and shotguns and electrodes for your \u201cbits\u201d;
\nI\u2019m here to protect you from bare naked marble tits.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nWith my war plan goin\u2019 them Baathists call for mummy.
\nWe don\u2019t need many troops, \u2018cause our boys are all the best
\nState fifty-one comin\u2019; them Iraqis sure are blessed.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nThe Democrats can kiss my bootay.
\nI\u2019m bald and mean and white and phat
\nWith a big Halliburton check to go with all that.
\nNow, my ticker\u2019s not so hot; that much is true
\nIt\u2019s because my daughter likes girls, and that makes me blue.
\nSome say I\u2019m a hypocrite, but that nut won\u2019t fit the screw;
\nJust \u2018cause she\u2019s a human being don\u2019t mean others are, too.
\nYo. By the way, Leahy: go fuck yourself.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nI\u2019m a dry drunk rich boy; God tells me what to do.
\nGot a Stepford wife and and a fresh mandate
\nTime to clean up the house and bring on the hate.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nIt\u2019s time to meet the new boss, it\u2019s the same as the old boss
\nWe\u2019re following a prophet, and it\u2019s time for your loss.
\nWe\u2019ve got the Senate and the House, the highest court\u2019s on borrowed time;
\nIf I was you, I wouldn\u2019t think of stepping out of line.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"