{"id":1245,"date":"2012-11-12T16:33:36","date_gmt":"2012-11-13T00:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/?p=1245"},"modified":"2012-11-12T16:33:36","modified_gmt":"2012-11-13T00:33:36","slug":"inappropriate-banana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/2012\/11\/12\/inappropriate-banana\/","title":{"rendered":"Inappropriate banana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Click to enlarge. \u00a0Hur hur hur.)<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"frame-outer  alignleft size-large wp-image-1248\"><span><span><span><span><a href=\"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_4036_1620x10801.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-1248\" src=\"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_4036_1620x10801-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"(Banana with sticker reading &quot;Peel Me-- I'm Fat Free!  Chiquita \u00ae&quot;)\" width=\"415\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_4036_1620x10801-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_4036_1620x10801-150x100.jpg 150w, http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_4036_1620x10801-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_4036_1620x10801.jpg 1620w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Click to enlarge. \u00a0Hur hur hur.) &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1245"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1245"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1251,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1245\/revisions\/1251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stephan-zielinski.com\/dwa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}