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		<title>Write this</title>
		<link>http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/2009/02/06/write-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 20:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Zielinski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m trying to get some folks I know to write some fiction.  Many of them are particularly good at puns&#8211; so just to make it hard, I&#8217;ve also included required lines that are to be followed by a play on words.   ACT ONE: EXPOSITION Introduce your protagonist, who is at least one of: PURPLE, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More detailed map of Apollo 11 landing site versus baseball diamond</title>
		<link>http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/2008/03/24/more-detailed-map-of-apollo-11-landing-site-versus-baseball-diamond/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Zielinski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The official NASA history site covering Apollo 11 includes this map of the Apollo 11 landing site superimposed on a baseball diamond to provide scale, but unaccountably leaves out a number of things. I&#8217;ve done what I can to remedy this: (Click thumbnail to enlarge.)]]></description>
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		<title>Fragment from The Three Stooges Meet Seymour Cray</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 19:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Zielinski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MOE: Shaddap! Bring me that sort algorithm deck. LARRY: Okay, okay. Whoop! [Trips over FORTRAN IV manual. Cards go flying.] MOE: You nincompoop! CURLY: It’s okay, Moe. I punched line numbers onto that one! So all we need is to go get the sorting deck, and use it to sort the algorithm deck! MOE: Yeah, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nervous flier</title>
		<link>http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/2006/04/30/nervous-flier/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 19:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Zielinski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In addition, HappyJet would like to assure you that (A) we have food tasters to make sure the pilots are not all incapacitated by bad fish, (B) we have screened the cabin crew to make sure none of us are kidnappers, (C) none of the flight crew is prone to flashbacks to their war service, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>USENET Oracularity #602-07</title>
		<link>http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/2004/12/24/usenet-oracularity-602-07/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2004 19:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Zielinski</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/?p=276</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: &#62; Oh omniscient one who knows whether Francis Bacon really wrote all &#62; of Shakespeare’s plays but who’s not telling, &#62;  &#62; I don’t get the line in Macbeth where the witch asks, “When &#62; shall we three meet again, in thunder, lightning, or in rain?” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>USENET Oracularity 586-06</title>
		<link>http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/2004/12/10/usenet-oracularity-586-06/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2004 19:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Zielinski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: &#62; Oh great Oracle &#62; How do I get myself a &#62; black belt in haiku? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Typewriter ribbon } All the ink now on paper } Look! Haiku black belt!]]></description>
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		<title>0x486f2c20 0x686f2c20 0x686f2e00</title>
		<link>http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/2004/10/30/0x486f2c20-0x686f2c20-0x686f2e00/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Zielinski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was musing on similarities between Santa Claus and system administrators. Consider: 1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny. 2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal. 3. Santa seldom answers your mail. 4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he’s got, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday morning at home</title>
		<link>http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/2004/10/30/sunday-morning-at-home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Zielinski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Xxxxx wrote: &#62; Please. [Vampires] prefer to be called “blood lab technicians”. &#62; And anyway they’re only pissed because of the stuff you &#62; write about them. Can’t be that. Half the dingbats have forgotten how to read—SHUT UP, GUYS! C’MON, YOU’LL WAKE UP THE NEIGHBORS. AND LOOK, THE SKY IS GETTING LIGHT! SCAT!&#8230; FINE! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Top Fifteen Ridiculously Long Biblical Names</title>
		<link>http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/2004/10/29/the-top-fifteen-ridiculously-long-biblical-names/</link>
		<comments>http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/2004/10/29/the-top-fifteen-ridiculously-long-biblical-names/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2004 19:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Zielinski</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/?p=245</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, you free-love atheist swine. It’s time to put down your filthy bitmapped bimbos and your smutty newsgroups and sit up straight. Pastor Stephan is going to save your miserable asses from eternal damnation. You can buy me large plots of land later. For today’s lesson we will be covering a topic of historic and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Damn good thing they don&#8217;t have a union</title>
		<link>http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/2004/10/29/damn-good-thing-they-dont-have-a-union/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2004 18:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Zielinski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Xxxxx asked: &#62; How did you lose contact with your characters?   Well, what usually happens to me is they move and don’t leave a forwarding address. Then, when I catch up to them again, they give me this look. “Since the last time we worked together,” one said to me just the other day, “I’ve [...]]]></description>
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